Liza Gary, New Secretary of Pool

If I was creating a new cabinet position for President Obama that I would be qualified to hold I would create the position of New Secretary of the Pool. I think I would be especially qualified to hold this position because I have been working at a municipal pool for many summers and this year I am the swim lessons coordinator at our pool in Brandon, South Dakota. If I was the Secretary of Pools I would instate rules that insist all children start taking swimming lessons at the age of five. I would also instate a rule that closes all public pools on Saturdays and Sundays so the pool staff can have a social life outside of the ‘pool rats.’ I think this law would help socialize the well known ‘pool rats’ to the outside civilization. Having a New Secretary of the Pool would be beneficial for both pool staff and pool rats everywhere.